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"It's not your job to save anyone but yourself"

doriansbutt:

dkpsyhog:

funnytwittertweets:

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An apple farmer and a garlic farmer team up to fight their mutual nemesis, a vampire doctor

Dr. Acula

capseycartwright:

perhaps one of my hotter takes as a queer person but i’m never coming out again. you can figure it out or live in pure ignorance but either way it’s not my problem. the worst thing society ever tried to teach us was that coming out is an obligation. it’s not. it’s a privilege for you to know the depths of who i am, my sexuality included.

jackallendean:

jackallendean:

when you’re staring into the pasta water thinking i bet it wouldn’t even hurt if i stuck my hand in there that’s the angel talking

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don’t even worry about it

sithzuko:

sometimes i think about how sokka literally invented submarines and how aang is literally the avatar but when the both of them put their braincells together, they come up with ideas like writing a letter to katara from toph

cruelfvkingsummer:

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they want to take everything away from us

can’t have shit in this house

hamletthedane:

So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-

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pocketss:

so hard to find a decent exorcist these days :/

katthekonqueror:

only-tiktoks:

I love how the cat seems genuinely interested in most of these things

Anonymous asked:

Are there any blue roses? Like real ones. Or do they just take the white, green, or red ones then paint them as blue?

 

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

no, blue roses don’t occur in nature- but they’re easy to make artificially. just place a cut white rose into blue-dyed water and wait a bit, and eventually the rose will be blue. also why did you ask me this

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i used to stick flowers in dye as a kid to make them different colors

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every month i track down and kill a member of various professions so that i can absorb their workplace knowledge. last june i shredded a florist

infininoodle:

gauntletqueen:

commiegoth:

I just found out VLC media player lets you do this????

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It works in motion too!! Took me half an hour asdgfsadfghas

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prokopetz:

One of my favourite bits of media history trivia is that back in the Elizabethan period, people used to publish unauthorised copies of plays by sending someone who was good with shorthand to discretely write down all of the play’s dialogue while they watched it, then reconstructing the play by combining those notes with audience interviews to recover the stage directions; in some cases, these unauthorised copies are the only record of a given play that survives to the present day. It’s one of my favourites for two reasons:

  1. It demonstrates that piracy has always lay at the heart of media preservation; and
  2. Imagine being the 1603 equivalent of the guy with the cell phone camera in the movie theatre, furtively scribbling down notes in a little book and hoping Shakespeare himself doesn’t catch you.
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