I just made eye contact with a deer when I went outside and I didn’t have pants on… I’ve never felt more vulnerable

sud-e-magia:

kaoinim:

txttletale:

txttletale:

not going to keep replying on that long thread because i love all my followers. but it is so funny to be like ‘well a poem could be totally apolitical. it could be about love’. the famously apolitical topic of love. courtship & sex? not an iota of politics in that, nuh-uh.

having apolitical sex with my apolitical wife

do an apolitical crime with my apolitical knife

Having the apolitical time of my apolitical life

notmusa:

i like houseplants

officialfist:

pancakeke:

I am totally willing to accept unexplained light sources in movies if that means those movies won’t be dark as fuck for the 90+ minutes they run

nyyyoooooooom:

jambos6:

himeno-ran:

somecunttookmyurl:

feminescu:

i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

marzipanandminutiae:

aromanticduck:

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it

quietsphere:

viking-archer-official:

gaynidai:

character customization screens are like “you can alter your character’s body type!” and then it looks like this

video game companies be like “we offer a diverse array of skin tones for a wide array of character types”

“we also offer a wide range of unisex haircuts”

redstonedust:

nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don’t want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.

syphabelnyades:

sophie-baybey:

whitepeopletwitter:

yeti-zeus:

traditional-latin-math:

*shaking movie directors by the shoulders* NIGHTTIME AND OTHER FORMS OF ENVIRONMENTAL DARKNESS CAN BE IMPLIED WITHOUT MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE THE FUCKING MOVIE

I always think of that conversation on the set of lotr where the cinematographer was asked where all the light was supposed to be coming from in scenes like the battle of helms deep, and he just responded that it comes from the same place as the soundtrack does. sometimes you need to be a little unrealistic to make your work better and actually watchable

maudit-innocent:

graymooncult:

tumakhunter:

maudit-innocent:

Ngl this is kinda hilarious

Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn’t called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means “star sailor.”

OP how could you not include the first paragraph of the article

Huge oversight on my part you’re absolutely right

vlanderzine:

thewisemankey:

luisonte:

….but…. why?

To quote Cave Johnson: “Science isn’t about why, it’s about WHY NOT!”

I want a knife gun.

lastforest:

himbofisher: